Well well… I just decided I have too much time so here we go DO NOT READ UNLESS READY

Ok as I said before the Nekonade list is being made well because I don’t think I want to continue reading Harvest Overray by GIGA now (BECAUSE THE EPIC WEEK IS DAWNING UPON ME DESPITE I’LL ONLY PLAY 1 TITLE)

LET US BEGIN, DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU WISH NOT TO SEE ME ENDLESSLY RANTING PS: like this post this one will be one text heavy post

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

To start of it all THE GAME WHICH THIS PERSONAL KUSO-GE LIST IS NAMED FROM

猫撫ディストーション

I’ll be honest here the mere thought of it having a fandisk STILL confuses me… YES A FANDISK… anyway let’s see here in the cast we have here is…

Shikiko; the Protagonist’s Mother YES SHES ALSO LOLI, Yui; the Protagonist’s Older Sister, Kotoko; the Protagonist’s little sister, and Gizumo; the Protagonist’s PET CAT (A CAT IS FINE TOO RIGHT?!)

so what is the plot all about… this is where I stopped and crunched my mind because this is heavy talk FIRST YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE PROTAGONIST WAS GIVEN A MULTI-UNIVERSE IN A BOX by his long DEAD LITTLE SISTER WHO JUST SUDDENLY ONE DAY CRASHES IN BACK TO THEIR HOUSE OHH WAIT WHAT… ITS A BLOODY MULTI-VERSE MEANING THE HEROINES ARE TECHNICALLY ALL RELATED TO THE PROTAGONIST BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE NOT RELATED… WHAT?! WAIT WAIT SO DOES THAT MEAN IT’S NOT INCEST IN A TECHNICAL WAY OF SPEAKING BUT INCEST AT THE SAME TIME?*mindblown* and this is where I stop reading multi-verse stories ok so what is the reason how come the cast came to be well… this game was release by the time Puella Magi Madoka Magica hits it’s climax about aliens STOPPING ENTROPY WELL GUESS WHAT THATS WHAT THEY ARE ALSO DOING! YES STOPPING ENTROPY!! WAT?!… apparently the Kotoko showed in the beginning was APPARENTLY AN ESPER KOTOKO (YES SHE RESIDES IN ANOTHER PARALLEL WORLD) made a multi-verse junction point, or what is believed to be the point where similar events in parallel worlds happen thus making what is believed in Kamen Rider Decade the END OF WORLDS… NICE JOB BREAKING IT MY IMOUTO… basically put 5 worlds merged and made it overlap with each other meaning, Kotoko’s world, Shikiko’s world, Yui’s world, the protagonist’s world merged, it’s only in the routes will the junction point break, now let’s get what is happening in the over all dimensions (Kotoko’s world asides; I could stomach no longer about finishing the game) let’s start with

the mom Shikiko,

in Shikiko’s world SHE’S THE BLOODY WORLD TREE as you progress through her route you will notice the the room in the house where she stays will slowly get overgrown by the plants she’s taking care off, apparently because in her world the entire WORLD IS A PRISTINE FOREST (a Paradise if you will) and nothing is happening BECAUSE THERE’S NO PEOPLE IN HER WORLD ONLY PLANTS apparently how to make the multi-verse junction point work is to make a wish a STRONG DESIRE, WHICH APPARENTLY IS TO BECOME A MOTHER… WELL THERE YOU GO… GO AND FUCK YOUR MOM FROM ANOTHER WORLD, TATSUKI; the Protagonist,

next we have Yui; the older sister

I’m not sure what was happening but her world seems like a LARGE CATASTROPHE HAPPENED THAT WOULD BE DESCRIBE AS TO WHAT HAPPENED IN NEGIMA’S HOMETOWN WHEN DEMONS INVADED THE TOWN, HER WORLD IS A PETRIFIED WORLD, her last wish before she was petrified was to try and avert the incident that lead to the very unfortunate event SADLY AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, THE CORRECTIVE FORCES OF FATE HAS TO BE IN EFFECT, yes her route plot revolves around time-travel tropes, yes her route will have stuff frozen in time.

next we have Gizumo… YES A CAT MAID IS FINE TOO RIGHT?!! RIGHT??!!! MMM CAT… ok… enough talk

Tatsuki’s pet cat YES, CAT INFACT I WOULD SAY HER ROUTE DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING MIND BOGGLING AT WORK HENCE I CONSIDER IT MAKES SENSE! anyway all this shit started because Tatsuki ever since Kotoko DIED he’s BEEN DEPRESSED AS FUCK LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE NEEDS IS A ROPE AND CHAIR in-fact he’s very disillusioned with his current setting or perhaps because Yuzu; the osananajimi is there stalking him most of the time, Gizumo his pet cat only keeping him company reveals at the end of her route was that she made a wish to COMFORT HER MASTER… HENCE MAID, and relied on a secret message between her and ANOTHER WORLD KOTOKO to make it happen so when Kotoko appears she dragged with her, Gizumo’s world where CATS ARE FINE TOO… wait.. actually KEMONOMIMIS ARE FINE TOO MMM… to make her take shape as a human BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T FUCK A CAT RIGHT?! RIGHT?! TOHNO SHIKI?! anyway by the time the worlds has to take a reset point BECAUSE THEY FAILED AT STOPPING ENTROPY, It’s only at this point in time did Tatsuki finally had the guts to make her “sacrifice” not in vain that he made a selfish wish that LITERALLY SAYS “SCREW THIS I’M OUTTA HERE, OH AND SCREW ENTROPY” and finally bags himself a Gizumo; albeit in this newly created world she’s an idol who likes to wear nekomimis, oh and I forgot to add SHE WAS TREATED LIKE SHIT BY THE REST OF THE CAST EXCEPT by TATSUKI AND KOTOKO.

After this I stopped and said FUCK… SCREW IT… IMOUTO ROUTE???!!! WELL FUCK IT OSANANAJIMI ROUTE?! FUCK THAT EVEN MORE I HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR THIS SHIT, I’ll not even mention the BGM… THE BGM was the only respectable part of this game TOO IYASHI-KEI AS WELL PLUS FOR ME BUT NEVER FITTING FOR A GAME LIKE THIS, the art… OHH GOD… OHH GOD… we have Miyasu Rise (who I’m also probably following in twitter); who made Gizumo and Shikiko, Tsukino?(月音) part of Makura-soft’s design team; designed Yuzu and Yui, and then Miyama Zero (Better know today as the artist of OPPAI…WAIT HS DxD, this wasnt his first eroge art though there’s Kanojou tachi no Ryougi by 130cm I say that had better art when was this game released you say 2006 I would say) designed Kotoko, all WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE AND ALL IF IT WASNT FOR THE WEIRD PROPORTIONS IN THE GAME… SOME OF THEM REALLY LOOK STRANGE.

The route’s I could’nt play

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 10/10
Story…: WAIT… STORY?! WHAT IS… 2/10Characters: 3/10
CGs:… 5/10 (BECAUSE A CAT IS FINE TOO Plus Miyase Risu’s art and CG? just pumped up the game’s BAD QUALITY)
Music: 10/10 BUT NOTE: NEVER EVER EVER PUT IYASHII-KEI MUSIC IN A DEEP GAME THAT TALKS ABOUT WORLD SLIDING AND END OF THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT NEVER

NEVER

Ahh… well that was a good start… moving on… OHH I KNOW WHERE IS THIS GOING…

銃騎士 Cutie☆Bullet & 恋騎士Purely☆Kiss

AHAHAHAHAHA…. OH GOD… Well… Need I say more? THESE GAMES… but worry not I also partially got this covered, the other half now that’s over…

Well lesson learn people GOOD ART NEVER DOES A GAME DO JUSTICE… OHH GOD… WAIT WHAT THERE’S A NEW KISHI GAME… WAIT IIZUKI TASUKU IS THE ARTIST?! OHH GOD OHHH GOD INDEED… AKABEESOFT3 YES please DON’T YOU DARE TAINT HIS NAME… (HECK AKABEESOFT ARE GIVING THE MASOCHISTS A CHANCE BECAUSE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT JUUKISHI WILL GET THE THIRD GAME FREE OF CHARGE FREE I TELL YOU FREE, and that probably involves about overly bishie bishounens and speedos)

EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE 2 GAMES IS WRONG REMINDS ME OF THE FIRST TIME KOIIRO SORAMOUYO HIT THE SHELVES GOOD COMMON ROUTE THEN… THE CHARACTER ROUTES… ohh god those were’nt character routes… GOOD THINKING STUDIO RYOKUCHA WAS ABLE TO SALVAGE IT ON THE FANDISK… BUT EFFORDOM FOR ALL THAT IP BLOCK FOR ALL THAT SHITZ THE NEW WRITERS DECIDE TO DO WHAT KOIKISHI HAD FAILED TO DO, DELIVER A DECENT STORY AND USE THE EXACT SAME FORMULA AS THE PREDECESSOR AND THIS WAS ONLY THEIR SECOND TITLE… GOD THAT WAS BAD EVEN YUU CAN’T SALVAGE KOIKISHI WHAT MORE ABOUT MIYABI… BAH

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 10/10
Story: 2/10
Characters: 3/10
CGs:… 10/10 (ART CAN NOT DELIVER GOOD GAME ALONE ITS PART OF THE DESIGN)
Music: 3/10

NEXT!

夏空のペルセウス

Ohh GOD… MINORI SERIOULY AFTER WE KNOW SUPIPARA FLOPPED MAGNIFICENTLY YOU DECIDED TO START ON THIS SHENANIGANS… I WON’T COMMENT ABOUT THE ef LOCALIZATION FIASCO IF PEOPLE READING THIS GIVE ME A REASON TO DL AND READ 12 TSUKI NO EVE… HEUG BAZOONGIES ASIDES, Personally this isnt on my recommended KUSO-GE list like another title that I’ll mention later

ok so the plot I’m already lazy and plus the images are hazy in my mind as of the moment…

Shinra and his younger sister Ren have the ability to transfer ‘pain’ on to themselves by touching someone. Ever since they were young, they have been used by their foster parents for this ability. Tired of constantly moving from place to place, they decided to leave together to the rural mountain village of Tenryou-mura with the intention of not using their powers again. Even though they can temporarily lessen pain by taking it from someone, they are unable to cure whatever is causing the pain. However, his mother had told him that his ability is a gift for someone special in his life.
Their distant relative Sui greeted them and showed them around the school, where they met the bookworm Ayame and Touka, who had an angelic smile. They are the only students at the school and this suited the siblings just fine since they wanted to avoid contact with people as much as possible. Gradually, he learned about the ‘pain’ that each girl had. Sui had an injured leg, while Ayame suffered from her parent’s deaths in a traffic accident. His own sister Ren didn’t trust anyone, relying only on him. However, Touka’s pain is on a totally different scale – just touching her had pain shooting through his body. This is the beginning of a tale of love and sacrifice.

think of their ability as something like something straight out of the Nasuverse equivalent of the Synchronizer YEAH… ok it’s not much of a Kuso-ge other than your Imouto who has some issues… let’s just say that the game isnt that much of a kuso-ge to be honest nor does it have elements of it but WHEN WHEN YOU PEOPLE DECIDE TO GO WITH THE DEUS EX MACHINA ROUTE OF MAKING SEX AS A PANACEA OHH GOD… YOU GUYS HAVE CROSSED THE LINE WHO EVER WROTE THIS… BAH… YES EVEN THE PLOT SAYS ABOUT IT

they are unable to cure whatever is causing the pain

AND FOR WHAT CURE CANCER?! HOLY SHIT YO *MINDBLOWN* yes yes the cast in the game are broken in their own rights I KNOW THAT BUT MAN… SEX CURES CANCER… WOW… HOW… MAGICAL… COME ON SERIOUSLY MINORI WHEN WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN I’m glued on my seat haplessly clicking the screen as the plot slowly unfold SERIOUSLY ef-a fairy tale of the two- had it coming YES I KNOW despite the Latter tale anime came FIRST BEFORE THE GAME but good show to salvage what could be MEANT TO BE A VERY SPOILER HEAVY GAME AND KUDOS YUUKO route WAS MAGNIFICENT I SHED A MANLY TEAR AT THE END in-fact despite how bleak the characters are well ok except for Kei and Kyousuke’s story which was a bit too normal; if people still can’t understand how this game is an Utsu-ge first let us look at the characters of ef, you have Hirono Hiro; protagonist of the first story is a mangaka; a shoujo mangaka at that one who is suffering from tendinitis research shows it can be cure but when your all alone… that’s a different story OH AND HE’S AN ARTIST imagine that… an artist that one day can not use his limbs… and his partner Miyako Miyamura who is a very flawless bishoujo who finds the world around her VERY JADED yes instead of having REALITY BEND AROUND HER LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE; I’ll skip part two because thats very normal, then we have part three, Shindou Chihiro; Kei’s twin little sister suffers from memory lost everyday, I have to say Asou Renji has a lot of guts to pursue the relationship even by the end of the stories it still is the same, part four Yuu’s friend Kuze Shuichi; a violinist with some unknown heart ailment slowly killing him and his partner Hayama Mizuki who let’s just say is a very broken girl if it was’nt for Yuu and Yuuko’s involvement in her life let’s just say she would not have last long, then the final chapter… Ohh god… no… SERIOUSLY JUST READ IT GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT BROKE ME, still I haplessly clicked on listening to TENMON music and GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF SCENERY PORN and I’d still think Makoto Shinkai did it… eden* too god that was a beautiful game it tugs my heartless soul… I still remember that game with Chikotamu’s art and AGAIN GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF SCENERY PORN made me a lolicon… or perhaps got the acquired taste that shinn87 always had.

no?

I heard this is what people want in their little sisters… MICCHI?

Ok enough blabbering about

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 5/10
Story: 5/10
Characters: 5/10
CGs: 10/10 PLEASE NO MORE HEUG BAZOONGIES?! PLEASE MINORI normal proportions are fine too
Music: 10/10

ohhh next one I have

マテリアルブレイブ

YEP… to be honest somebody decided to trudge through the sludge of the game’s plot inspiration… WAIT WHAT I REVIEWED THIS?! well well

to distract myself for a moment… MMM Asahiage… MMM… Mashiro… OK OK… I GET IT THIS IS WHAT STAR DRIVER BECOMES WHEN THE APOCALYPSE VIRUS TESTS HUMAN EVOLUTION I GET IT I GET IT… Star Driver was fine with all that GINGA BISHOUNEN BUT THEN BAM COMES IN THE ADAM AND EVE PLOT AND THEN A CRYSTALLIZING VIRUS THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO MONSTER WAIT… WAT?! ALIENS THAT’S WHAT… OH RIGHT… THE SAID TECHNOLOGY CAME FROM A METEOR THAT CRASHED ON EARTH ok… I need to stop… WAIT WHAT A FANDISK CAME OUT FOR THIS GAME?!… *eyeroll* WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 7/10
Story: 4/10
Characters: 6/10
CGs: 7/10
Music: 7/10

PS: Mashiro is still Cute

I know I never covered this one… but OK

まじからっと☆れいでぃあんと

Ok I DLed this game after reading eden* perhaps you guys know where this is going Parasol’s debut game Magicarat Radiant (also released after eden* came out)… mahou shoujo fan fare… CHIKOTAMU ART!! HOLY SHIT… but then I decided to push through Eltrinde Ashberk’s route… AND THEN I ENDED UP ZONING OFF, DOZING OFF AND NEXT THING I KNOW IT I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING TO THE PLOT DROPPED IT FROM THERE ON OUT… <_< >_> AND YES… Eltrinde silver haired blue eye loli… cool… I THINK YEAH MY PREFERENCE :X… MMM MASHIRO… MMM REFER ABOVE
PLOT?
Hiroaki is a second year student at Arihara Gakuen and lives a normal life. He meets two girls one summer day, one with golden hair and the other with silver hair. They tell him that they’re actually magicians and his normal life now descends into chaos.

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 8/10
Story: -/10 (to be honest I dropped this very early on to the route)
Characters: -/10
CGs: -/10
Music: -/10 (I forgot what it is already)

Hmm… what’s next… HMMM AHH RIGHT… WHO SAYS YOU WANT TO SCREW A LOLI DEATHGOD?

恋がさくころ桜どき

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HAHAHA Ohh god… sorry I KNOW PEOPLE… I KNOW… BUT I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER… Yuuri is cute though… YES YES I KNOW PEOPLE WANT Tina because SHE’S CUTE BUT I cant use CUTENESS IS JUSTICE TROPE ON HER… SORRY… GO PEOPLE GO SCREW YOUR LOLI FAIRY OF LOVE WHOSE REALLY A DEATHGOD NOT DOING HER JOB RIGHT. If people are interested in a review someone masochistic enough has got you covered
Plot if needed
Spring is the flowering season, the season of the cherry blossoms. It is the time for first meetings and partings, when the buds start sprouting.

Yuma is a second-year student at Mihaya Academy who listens to love problems from girls at the school and gives them thoughtful advice. This has made him quite popular and loved, resulting in a 21,000 yen (taxes included) ‘love bounty’ placed on him. The girls came to him with problems ranging from jealousy to infidelity. Having heard about so many troubles related to love, Yuma lost any desire he had for it.

One day, a mysterious girl appeared before him. She had never been in love, but she believed that it was a wonderful thing. She asked him if he would like to be in love, and that as a love fairy, she will help his love come true.

A girl who cannot fall in love. A boy who has no interest in love. If they end up falling in love with each other, how will the world change?

Yuuri is cute though… I’d vote for her if there’s a chara poll THAT I CAN PARTICIPATE.

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 8/10
Story: 5/10
Characters: 6/10 (Yuuri and Hanako… MMMMM… I think my conscience is telling me something I just can’t point it out)
CGs: 9/10
Music: 5/10

Hmmm so getting mystical now are we well then

ALIA’s CARNIVAL

Ok I’ll be honest after 2 routes… I dropped this off into my recycle bin Tsukuyomi is fine though… anyway GOD… Nanawind’s second title… I’m not sure what to comment on this one… the story or the fancy effect’s to the Deus ex Machina-ish existence of the protagonist… ohh god but before you see me ramble once more another review also has you covered well ok… Probably it’s best that I ramble no longer… I’m getting too jaded on this one. PLUS MAN… HEUG BAZOONGIES.
PLOT
The Sakumo ward is well known for its cherry blossoms. In recent years, as part of the redevelopment of the ward, an experimental education system was introduced where the students would govern themselves in the newly constructed Sakumodai Gakuin to improve the student life. Those students who are capable and work hard to improve the learning environment would receive various benefits. Also, it seemed that the one with the top results would get a special privilege.

Ren returned to Sakumo ward after a long time away and transferred into the school, reuniting with his timid little sister Karin and childhood friend Shiina, who had grown up to be very beautiful. On his first day at school, he was caught up in some trouble and ended up saving a girl. The girl Asuha asked him to join her club, aim for ALIA and change the school. He was puzzled over her sudden invitation, but was excited that his new school life will be surely be an exciting one.

Have a sleeping Tsukuyomi instead😄

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 7/10 (To be honest I didnt play the other 3 routes to fully complete the game but eh…)
Story: 5/10 (I… I… K… Asuha’s route was the BOMB and by NO means its a GOOD BOMB)
Characters: 6/10 (OK I GET IT WE HAVE A FETISH FOR COOL LONG HAIR BISHOUJOS BE THEY LOLI OR WITH OVERLY HEUG OPPAI)
CGs: 8/10
Music: 5/10

NEXT! sigh…

赤さんと吸血鬼。

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Part of the verse for ALcot Honey Comb’s Vestige series… I don’t get it… I played Vestige it was so so… but MAN THIS HAD TO BE THE BOMB THAT HITS ME OMG! KUWASHIMA REINE’S ART IS HOT!!! BUT FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE PLOT SERIOUSLY… REMEMBER GOOD ART DOES NOT EQUATE GOOD GAME WHEN WILL EVER WESTERNERS LEARN!!! FUCK… OH THE GAME IS RELATIVELY SHORT with only 3 routes
plot
It was an odd time for Yuu to transfer to Niiyatomori Gakuen. Other than being able to fall fast asleep anywhere, he’s a pretty normal guy. Within half a month, he had made three friends. Shuugetsu is smart, handsome and a model student… if he could just keep his mouth shut. Shuugetsu’s osananajimi Kamui is an active girl who looks like a cool beauty… except she turns awfully delusional at the sight of anything cute. The long black-haired student council president Konoha is perfect in every way… until at important moments when extreme nervousness takes over.
The four of them are the only members of a dormitory within the school premises, which will be closed down for reasons relating to the declining birthrate. One day, a new transfer student and dorm mate arrived. The blond-haired Alexandra and her maid Ingot said they came to Japan to study meteorology, but she has a secret. Then one day, they found a child left behind in front of the dormitory.


Ok I have lived through a more travesty than this but man when your plot revolves around YOUR OWN CHILD TRAVELING BACK IN TIME… YOU KNOW SOMETHING FISHY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WAIT WAIT WHAT ABOUT 12 no Tsuki no Eve, Mirai Nostalgia… well I DID’NT PLAY THEM SO WHO CARES UNLESS PEOPLE CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE THEN WE WILL PLAY IT…

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 9/10
Story: 5/10
Characters: 6/10
CGs: 9/10
Music: 5/10

I had to question myself is this a kuso-ge? or a chara-ge?

1/2 summer

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Sora is cute though

now I give the sweet loli some nade nade… ANYWAY… before I thoroughly get distracted I did say after NEKONADE I’d really start to hate about MULTI-VERSE/PARALLEL WORLD STORIES RIGHT?!… GUESS WHAT THAT HASNT CHANGED wait what’s with PARALLEL WORLDS GOT TO DO WITH THIS SEEMINGLY INNOCENT CHARA-GE WELL THE REASON WHY IT’S CALLED 1/2 SUMMER is BECAUSE THE PROTAGONIST HAS TO SPEND HIS SUMMER IN 2 DIFFERENT WORLDS AND ONLY HAS TO CHOOSE 1 WORLD WHERE HE WILL RESIDE IN well FUCK wait wait what about the plot… HERE
During the summer vacation, Kaname was asked to help out at an inn in Tohoku. He had expected it to be a refreshing change from the sweltering heat in Tokyo, but when he arrived at the train station with his younger sister Kazuha, he was surprised to find that the town he once lived in had now become a large school town. Boarding a crowded bus and travelling out of the city to Kusanagi Inn, he was relieved to see the familiar country scenery once again. But why are the schoolgirls also getting off at the inn?

The owner told him that they were students from Jinza Gakuen in the city, but due to an incident they couldn’t stay in their dormitory, so she let them stay at the inn for the summer. That’s why he was needed there: to look after the girls. Furthermore, he had one more thing on his mind. It seemed that there is a mischievous Zashiki-warashi living at the inn. Will he be able to properly help out and last the summer?
WHAT?! IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT PARALLEL WORLDS WELL YEAH CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A SPOILER <_<

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 3/10 (theoretically this isnt really a kuso-ge but why is it on the list WELL IF YOU HATE PARALLEL WORLD STORIES LIKE I DO THEN WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF THE ETERNITY SWORD SERIES… WELL FUCK THAT GAME THE SERIES HAS BEEN LONG DEAD THERE’S NO BLOODY CLOSURE :<) 7/10 if this was a kuso-ge
Story: 5/10 (wait this is a chara-ge right? YES IT IS so much SO IT IS A CHARA-GE)
Characters: 6/10 (Sora is cute XD)
CGs: 9/10
Music: -/10 (long forgotten)

Woo it’s rare… OH WAIT.. RIGHT THERE’S 2 GAMES ABOVE…

Timepiece Ensemble

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YET AGAIN thinking is this a chara-ge or a Kuso-ge WHO KNOWS… REALLY GAHH!!!!! LET’S JUT SKIP IT PLOT PLEASE, TIARA IS MIGHTY OK THOUGH


It’s the day before Hourai Shinobazu Academy’s culture festival. Taki and the rest of the Pip Club’s members are busy preparing their booth. On to way to the discount store to buy some last-minute supplies, he came upon a new store in a back alley called Kikouya (House of Tricks). Entering the shop, he was greeted by a talking cat Tetmet who took his order and brought him everything he needed, and at a bargain too. When he was about to leave, the storeowner Kuroha asked him if he would like to ‘buy time’. He was perplexed at her question, but was too worried about finishing up the club’s booth for the culture festival, muttering that ‘if he only had one more day, then everything would be done in time’. “Thank you, please come again,” said Kuroha as he left.

As expected, there wasn’t enough time for them to finish their preparations, so the club members all stayed overnight at the school to finish up. Although some parts were still not completely done, they planned to give it their all. When they woke up, they began their preparations for the culture festival the next day. An extra day had been added due to Taki’s wish, and he was the only one who realized it.

THANK YOU
REVIEW? HERE

THANKS SESENA YAU’S ART IS GOOD THOUGH THAT I HIGHLY AGREE, HER? PROBABLY
I wish I could properly review these Kuso-ges… but… ARGH!!!!!

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 7/10
Story: 3/10
Characters: 6/10 (Tiara is cute XD)
CGs: 9/10
Music: -/10 (long forgotten)

Let’s see…. AHH RIGHT

恋する少女と想いのキセキ~Poupee de souhaits~

Ohh god… uhh… WAIT IS THIS… YES IT IS MY GOOD FRIEND it’s… Kikou Shoujo wa Kizutsukanai THE EROGE… THIS IS WHAT WE GET WHEN YAYA I mean Towa IS… TOO PROACTIVE ABOUT HER LOVE FOR… Raishin I mean Tomoki I MEAN… DOLLS WITH HYMEN MEMBRANES WAIT WAT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MEAN… YES ANATOMICALLY CORRECT DOLLS WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT’S WHERE I LITERALLY LOST IT
PLOT
When he was a young boy, Tomoki met the puppet master Asuha who didn’t ‘use’ the dolls, but cherished them like people. He doesn’t remember those times clearly, but he felt like the dolls there were alive when he snuck into her mansion and talked with them. Those days were his most distant and happiest memories.

Now he works as a part-time freelance figure modeller while attending design classes at Tourin Gakuen. One day, there was a rumour of a suspicious person around town. He openly dismissed the rumours as unfounded, but was actually afraid due to his timid nature. It was actually a strange wooden doll which attacked him. However, a hooded girl with different coloured eyes which were bright like jewels leapt out to defeat the wooden doll and protect him, collapsing from exhaustion afterwards.

Then, another girl named Ena appeared before him as he was still dumbfounded at what occurred. She pulled out a figure from the doll, which he instantly recognized as his first figure Towa. She nodded and pulled up the hood from the fallen girl. She had the same face as the figure. “I… returned… to fulfill our promise… master…”

WHAT IS THIS ROZEN MAIDEN… SEEMS SO… also SHADES OF KIKOU SHOUJO!! OHH GOD… Irori is fine though… yeah… WAIT WRONG MEDIA…

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 10/10
Story: 3/10 (NOTE NOT EVEN A SINGLE ROUTE WAS COMPLETED)
Characters: 3/10
CGs: 5/10
Music: -/10 (long forgotten)

Ohhh Let’s see… *digging through the recent eroge archives*

Here we go

世界と世界の真ん中で

HOW WHAT WAIT IT’S A LoS game wait HOW… EXACTLY MY GOOD FRIEND despite Aira being TOO ADORABLE AND HUG-ABLE IF EVER I CAN PROBABLY GET MY HANDS ON A DAKI THE GAME IS STILL SET IN A MUTI-VERSE… BAH BAH BAH… LOOK AT THE BLOODY TITLE ITS A WORLD IN A WORLD IN  WORLD IT’S A WORLDCEPTION!
Plot
Gripping pain, numbing loneliness, burning one-sided love. These are feelings which stay with you all through your life. These intense feelings are what created the world we live in. One day, there was great commotion at the dormitory Erdõs at Kaginomori Gakusha. Renri’s imouto Kokoro was going to be released from hospital after an extended stay, and Minori suggested that they do a major cleaning of the dormitory before her arrival. While cleaning the attic, he found a notebook containing words which he did not know would change his peaceful days.

VERDICT
Kuso-rating: 7/10
Story: 5/10
Characters: 5/10
CGs: 6/10
Music: 6/10

Ok I think this will do for the mean time… I THINK… OHH YEAH I FORGOT an honorable mention of a kuso-ge

その花びらにくちづけを

huh how did this get into your kuso-ge list well to be honest it is in the honorable mention FOR A STRONG REASON I like the SERIES HENCE NO PICTURE BECAUSE i CANT SIMPLY CRAMP IN ALL THE SONOHANABIRA GAMES WITH PEKO’S ART ON THIS POST (ANOTHER SONOHANABIRA SERIES IS BEING MADE with another artist for anyone’s information) BUT… THE GAMES REALLY MAKE ME Go KUSO ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S JUST MY LUCK OR THE PROGRAMERS OR THE GAME ITSELF OR MY COMPUTER…
LONG STORY SHORT THE GAMES ARE UNPLAYABLE ON ANY OF THE COMPUTERS I HAVE USED FOR UNKNOWN REASONS AND NO THEY ARE NOT KUSO-GES THAN I WOULD HATE YURI-GES… <_< >_> THEY WILL PLAY BUT THEY FREEZE MY COMPUTERS… UNTIL THIS IS FIXED THIS WILL BE ON MY HONORABLE MENTION.

PART 2 will follow still probably on this post or another

I’m too tired but EXPECT IMOUTO NO KATACHI AND KURANOFUTA ON THAT LIST

6 comments on “Well well… I just decided I have too much time so here we go DO NOT READ UNLESS READY

  1. gangrelion says:

    Oh, thanks! Being able to see my dear imouto Ren again makes me remember the good times when she killed her rivals in love and brainwashed her onii-chan to make him have sex with her in front of other girls. Good stuff!
    But I am probably the weird one here, since even the heavens are against me. After all, the reason why I can’t replay this game now is because the PC I had it installed was destroyed…

  2. gustave154 says:

    Algester have you played Hoshi Ori Yume Mirai yet?

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